Covid-19 Survival Guide #3 (Comedy)

Well hello, readers!  I’m still here.  Hey, I’m as surprised as anyone.  This crisis we’re going through is shockingly boring though.  I don’t know, I think I was expecting more excitement.  Like if there was a nuclear war we could go outside and see the fireworks.  Whereas this crisis is all about shutting yourself off from everything.  Quite frankly, I would have prepared to read about it in the history books.

No sport too – what a disaster.  At this stage, I’d be happy to watch two ants climbing a wall.  But just my luck, I can’t find any.  There is a spider but where’s the competition?  Life is so cruel.  Maybe what we need is a transfer market.  So people can buy/sell their spiders and form teams.  Then we could have a league.  Maybe it’s the delirium but I feel it could work.  To remember the olden times we could call it The Premiership.

So these days I’m working from home.  Probably just as well, my hair is a mess.  Honestly, next time I must get it cut before the world goes to hell.  I get to look into a computer screen all day but at least I can turn on some music and wear my pajamas (so comfy).  Guess things could be worse.

So, it looks like this evil coronavirus is going to long overstay its welcome.  Remember everyone, wash your hands and coronavirus, please go away!

 

 

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