So there I was about three weeks ago watching the tv looking for something remotely interesting to watch when I came across the BBC National Intelligence Test. It was ostensibly to show how different aspects of peoples’ intelligence change as they age and the effects of playing computer games. I always like to think of myself as very intelligent so I thought I’d see what the underlings were up to.

It all seemed simple enough, so even though it was quite late, I decided that I’d give it a go. I’d have something good to feel about myself before I slept.

So, off I went to the computer.

The test was made up of different sections. It tells you when you are wrong.

The first two parts, no problemo.

The third part was called “The Towers”. I hadn’t seen this before.

First two questions right, then wrong, wrong, wrong. Oh, oh

I thought I had figured it out, but then the questions got even harder. I tried to console myself that everybody else probably got none right at all.

Then parts four, five, six came. It was long and I was exhausted.

Finally I got to the results.

The first two parts okay.

Third part – Bottom 30%.

Fourth part – Oh, God!

Well, that was my day ruined. I did sleep well though..

Oh, and if anyone sees that Detective, please tell him that “The Irish Ripper” can be found on the Amazon website.

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